Everybody who breathes on this planet must plant a tree... If you are such a yogi that you don
Everybody who breathes on this planet must plant a tree... If you are such a yogi that you don't breathe, or you are dead and you don't breathe, then we can leave you alone.

Additional information/ Source: Book: A Tree Can Save The World; Page: 11

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