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Witty quotes by Sadhguru

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Whether I keep you half alive or you keep yourself half alive, whichever way- it's torture
True freedom is about becoming free from everything, including yourself.
New is a trap, old is a cesspool. If you jump out of the cesspool into a new trap, that's not going to help
If something in you blossoms, people are willing to overlook all the thorns that are there in you.
The intellect is like a knife – the sharper, the better. As long as you know how to handle it.
You don't have to be better than everyone else, but you have to be at your best.
If you nurture the root, you don’t have to bother about the fruit - it will come naturally.
Desire is not the source of all misery, unfulfilled desire is the source of all misery.
There are over hundred billion galaxies, not hundred billion stars; In such a huge vast cosmos our solar system is like a speck. Tomorrow morning if the whole solar system evaporates, nobody is going to miss it. In that super speck, right now Chennai is a micro super speck. In that you are a big man - that is the whole problem
Whatever happens, you getting depressed is not a solution. You getting depressed would be one more problem

Funny + Witty quotes


Funny Quotes
When you're alone, if you feel lonely, obviously you're in bad company
In the universities somehow the faces are longer; maybe it's the weight of knowledge or something.
Rat Race Winner- Still A Rat!
It’s easier to love God because it’s always easy to love somebody who is not here now, it’s so easy. But if you have to love somebody who is sitting next to you right now, it costs life
Do you have any proof that you are not already in heaven and making a mess of it?
Our presence here is just for a short period of time. We do not have to shorten it by fighting each other
If you do not get out of your shell, you are just a nut
There are over hundred billion galaxies, not hundred billion stars; In such a huge vast cosmos our solar system is like a speck. Tomorrow morning if the whole solar system evaporates, nobody is going to miss it. In that super speck, right now Chennai is a micro super speck. In that you are a big man - that is the whole problem
Once you have a child it’s a twenty year project. That is if they do well, if they don’t do well it’s a lifelong project
Whether I keep you half alive or you keep yourself half alive, whichever way- it's torture
You people are cutting people’s bodies; this is like murder but with good intention. If the consequence is good it's called a surgery, if consequence is bad it's called a murder, isn't it? Same knife.
I don’t see any criminals. All I see is, every human being is in pursuit of his happiness. The man whom you call as a criminal is also in pursuit of his happiness. Only thing is he is pursuing his happiness far more vigorously than you
You cannot rise in love, you cannot stand in love, you cannot fly in love, you have to fall. Something of you should fall, otherwise it will not work. You will not know it.
There’s an enormous possibility on Facebook, you can even love those people who don’t even exist
When you were 3-4 years of age you’re 100% for marriage, not yours your parents', again when you become 45-50 again you’re 100% for marriage, but between 18-35 you’re questioning the whole process. Because where the physical body is dominant, at that time if you give in to that then it will question every institution
Loosen up a bit – laugh more, get involved with people around you, do simple things. If you only do very important things, you will become dead serious
If you learn to laugh at your own stupidity, all your crap will turn into manure very fast. And manure is good for growth
Belief is brainwashing; faith is about washing the brains
If you are a believer, you know your God is waiting for you when you die, why don't you go? why are you delaying your progress towards God by going to hospitals? It is because you are not a true believer
More conflict is happening within the four walls of the homes than is happening anywhere on the planet. Only thing is bombs are not exploding so you don't hear it. They may be giving each other silent treatment.
The most important thing that’s happening to you right now is life itself, not the fancy thoughts you have, not the emotions you have, not financial arrangements, nor family or whatever rubbish you have built around you- these are accessories to life, these are all frills. Frills are so much you’re missing the skirt, that’s the whole problem with you
Fear means you’re producing horror movies in your mind. Tch.. Nobody else is willing to watch. That’s bad for the producer, but you are producing them. So, you produce something else - produce a comedy, a love story..
When heaven-sellers lose the market, the drug-sellers will gain. In this cusp, making Humanity Conscious enough to experience nameless ecstasies of one’s interiority is the challenge of our times
Using yoga just as a therapy is like using an airplane as a bus
Smartness is in knowing our foolishness

Short + Witty quotes


Short Quotes
If you want to flower, you have to sink your roots into the earth.
The intellect is like a knife – the sharper, the better. As long as you know how to handle it.
Most people in the world are not busy – they are just preoccupied.
Opinions are like cataracts. They will not allow you to see clearly
Youthfulness is about how vibrantly alive you are, not when you were born
Clarity is a consequence of handling your confusion consciously.
Passion is like gasoline in the tank, but you also need a steering wheel to go where you want to go
Ultimate intelligence is when you know how to keep your intellect aside.
Without sadhana, there is no way - but sadhana is never the way
An idle mind is Divine's workshop. An Idler's mind is devil's workshop.
What meditation means is, in one way, you are just withdrawing the support for your personality.
An ashram is not a refuge. It is a space for those who want to practice living homeless.
An ashram is not a refuge. It is a space for those who want to practice living homeless.
It is Here and Here that the Hereafter is hidden

All Witty Quotes

People think teenage is problem, middle age is problem, old age is problem. What is not the problem? Only death.
Do you know what it takes to remain uneducated? Education is just twenty years of going somewhere and getting one certificate. To remain uneducated, it’s very difficult because from the day you’re born, your parents, every other adult, the school – everybody is trying to educate you about something that’s not worked in their life
You don't have to please anybody in this world, if you are truly joyful everybody is pleased by you
You don't have to please anybody in this world, if you are truly joyful everybody is pleased by you
Whenever a nasty thing happens, it's Mr. Ego. Mr Ego is a non-existent person. You cannot fix a non-existent person
To love the person who is next to you is the biggest challenge. To love somebody who is not here is always easy
With age your aliveness need not go down. If it is going down, you're committing suicide in installments.
Most people think, “this is work”, “that is life”. That means a large part of your life is not life
People who believe they are good are always looking down at the world. It is a sure way to miss the world.
Madness is always of the mind. If you are out of your mind, you will be perfectly sane for the first time.
If you think you are big, you become small. If you know you are nothing, you become limitless.
The moment you are born, you have a death sentence upon you. When, where and how is the only question. Your death is confirmed.
Let us create an absolutely selfish world. That means what I want for myself, I want for everyone in the world.
[About Sexuality] First thing, you make something which is so simple and basic into right and wrong. Then you want to find a philosophy to subvert the wrong and still have it.
In my experience I am the richest person on the planet. Maybe I don’t have a bank balance but I own the whole cosmos within myself in my experience. I have the richest experience of life and this is important
You need to look at why you want a break from work. If you were doing something that you truly care about, would you want a break?
Intelligent ones wonder - idiots are dead sure.
You give your problems too many names because you like to decorate your problems. If you decorate your problem you may not want to get rid of it.
If you don't have a sense of involvement, you will always try to get the best deal out of somebody. That means you must meet the dumbest people in the world. Intelligent people will never bite your dumb deals.
Now you’re calling your success with somebody as love, that’s a mistake. You have a success story with somebody – that is, you have created pleasantness in the atmosphere between you and the other person. You’re calling that love; no that is actually success because that needs lots of management.
Bullshit can also get you to the top, but it never lets you stay there.
The choice is either you fix yourself or you try to fix the truth. With one you will attain to the highest, with the other you turn into trash
If you go after what's easy the next thing will be sleep and then death.
If you lose your humanity just because someone is doing something stupid in the world, have you done any good to yourself or the world that you live in?
[About breaking mental mold] Shell-breaking is very simple if the nut is willing
I appreciate the Enterprise in the idea of heaven. It's the best start-up ever! But unfortunately, it has denied human beings the possibility of experiencing Life in its full depth & dimension
You want to go to the moon but you are on a horse back, someone tells you "get yourself a new whip and you will make it", you may kill the horse but you won't make it. (Trying to find an expression for the non-physical longing through physical means doesn't help)
I always found people coming out of restaurants have more joy on their faces than those coming out of a temple or church. What a shame that a dosa can do something more than the divine
We have to make people realize that God doesn’t need soldiers who fight for him
Yoga makes old people young in terms of energy & rejuvenation; and young people old in terms of thought & wisdom
If you are content with who you are right now, you are not aware who you could be if you were willing to strive.
People have chosen to be unhappy because they think that will get them something. But once you are unhappy, whatever you get, what does it matter?
The way people are living today, I would say, never do unto others what you do unto yourself
Edison's bulb has made us creatures of day and night.
They say "seeing is believing," but everyone sees what they want to see.
The problem with Capitalism is not greed but stinginess. If you are greedy, you would aspire that not just you, but everything in the existence should be well
One who is constantly making U-turns obviously does not want to go anywhere
Nothing is going faster than light as far as we know right now. But darkness is going faster than light because darkness need not go anywhere, it's everywhere. Something that is everywhere at the same time is definitely faster than that which travels
‘If everybody around me is unpleasant, how can I be pleasant?’ Especially if everybody around you is unpleasant, it's all the more important that you’re pleasant
Today you think, “By doing this, I will be happy,” don’t ever think you will stay happy by doing that after some time. Everybody when they got their first job, what a beautiful day it was. But after a few years, sitting behind the same table, it’s taking your life - the same job, the same marriage, the same situations – they’re taking your life.
I use humor because- If the same thing is told to you in at most seriousness, you will make a dogma of it, which is very dangerous
Shall I tell you a secret? Buy yourself an Oxford dictionary, everything I'm saying is already there
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