Witty quotes by Sadhguru

Witty Quotes : Funny QuoteWhen you're alone, if you feel lonely, obviously you're in bad company

Funny

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Witty Quotes : Inspirational, joy, possibility QuoteContentment is a poor substitute for joy. It means you have given up on the possibility of living joyfully

Inspirational Joy Possibility

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Short QuoteIn the universities somehow the faces are longer; maybe it's the weight of knowledge or something.

Funny Short

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Witty Quotes : Death, Funny, Life, Philosophy Quoteif you are going to make people around you joyful and relieved only when you die, that’s not a good way to live.

Death Funny Life Philosophy

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Short, Truth, One liners QuoteRat Race Winner- Still A Rat!

Funny Short Truth One liners

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Witty Quotes : Short, Truth, Wisdom QuoteIf you want to flower, you have to sink your roots into the earth.

Short Truth Wisdom

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Witty Quotes : Death, Funny, Truth, Wisdom QuoteBefore you and I came here on this planet, a countless number of people have walked on this planet, where are they? All topsoil. You will also be topsoil unless someone buries you real deep fearing you may rise from the dead

Death Funny Truth Wisdom

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Life, Short, Time QuoteOur presence here is just for a short period of time. We do not have to shorten it by fighting each other

Funny Life Short Time

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Witty Quotes : Funny, God, Love, Truth QuoteIt's easier to love God because it's always easy to love somebody who is not here now, it's so easy. But if you have to love somebody who is sitting next to you right now, it costs life

Funny God Love Truth

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Short, Wisdom QuoteDo you have any proof that you are not already in heaven and making a mess of it?

Funny Short Wisdom

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Short, Truth, Wisdom QuoteIf you do not get out of your shell, you are just a nut

Funny Short Truth Wisdom

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Witty Quotes : Inspirational, Philosophy, Short, Success QuoteYou don't have to be better than everyone else, but you have to be at your best.

Inspirational Philosophy Short Success

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Funny + Witty quotes

Funny Quotes
Witty Quotes : Funny, perspective, being human QuoteThere are over hundred billion galaxies, not hundred billion stars; In such a huge vast cosmos our solar system is like a speck. Tomorrow morning if the whole solar system evaporates, nobody is going to miss it. In that super speck, right now Chennai is a micro super speck. In that you are a big man - that is the whole problem

Funny Perspective Being human

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Life, children QuoteOnce you have a child it's a twenty year project. That is if they do well, if they don't do well it's a lifelong project

Funny Life Children

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Life, Philosophy, Short QuoteWhether I keep you half alive or you keep yourself half alive, whichever way- it's torture

Funny Life Philosophy Short

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Witty Quotes : Funny, perspective QuoteYou people are cutting people’s bodies; this is like murder but with good intention. If the consequence is good it's called a surgery, if consequence is bad it's called a murder, isn't it? Same knife.

Funny Perspective

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Happiness QuoteI don’t see any criminals. All I see is, every human being is in pursuit of his happiness. The man whom you call as a criminal is also in pursuit of his happiness. Only thing is he is pursuing his happiness far more vigorously than you

Funny Happiness

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Love, Philosophy, Relationship QuoteYou cannot rise in love, you cannot stand in love, you cannot fly in love, you have to fall. Something of you should fall, otherwise it will not work. You will not know it.

Funny Love Philosophy Relationship

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Love, Short, possibility QuoteThere’s an enormous possibility on Facebook, you can even love those people who don’t even exist

Funny Love Short Possibility

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Truth, Youth QuoteWhen you were 3-4 years of age you’re 100% for marriage, not yours your parents', again when you become 45-50 again you’re 100% for marriage, but between 18-35 you’re questioning the whole process. Because where the physical body is dominant, at that time if you give in to that then it will question every institution

Funny Truth Youth

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Truth, Wisdom, people QuoteLoosen up a bit – laugh more, get involved with people around you, do simple things. If you only do very important things, you will become dead serious

Funny Truth Wisdom People

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Wisdom QuoteIf you learn to laugh at your own stupidity, all your crap will turn into manure very fast. And manure is good for growth

Funny Wisdom

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Short, Belief QuoteBelief is brainwashing; faith is about washing the brains

Funny Short Belief

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Witty Quotes : Funny, God, Religion, Belief QuoteIf you are a believer, you know your God is waiting for you when you die, why don't you go? why are you delaying your progress towards God by going to hospitals? It is because you are not a true believer

Funny God Religion Belief

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Relationship QuoteMore conflict is happening within the four walls of the homes than is happening anywhere on the planet. Only thing is bombs are not exploding so you don't hear it. They may be giving each other silent treatment.

Funny Relationship

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Life, Truth, Wisdom QuoteThe most important thing that’s happening to you right now is life itself, not the fancy thoughts you have, not the emotions you have, not financial arrangements, nor family or whatever rubbish you have built around you- these are accessories to life, these are all frills. Frills are so much you’re missing the skirt, that’s the whole problem with you

Funny Life Truth Wisdom

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Fear, Humor, mind QuoteFear means you’re producing horror movies in your mind. Tch.. Nobody else is willing to watch. That’s bad for the producer, but you are producing them. So, you produce something else - produce a comedy, a love story..

Funny Fear Humor Mind

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Religion, Truth QuoteWhen heaven-sellers lose the market, the drug-sellers will gain. In this cusp, making Humanity Conscious enough to experience nameless ecstasies of one's interiority is the challenge of our times

Funny Religion Truth

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Short, yoga QuoteUsing yoga just as a therapy is like using an airplane as a bus

Funny Short Yoga

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Short, One liners QuoteSmartness is in knowing our foolishness

Funny Short One liners

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Truth, Wisdom, existence QuoteWhenever a nasty thing happens, it's Mr. Ego. Mr Ego is a non-existent person. You cannot fix a non-existent person

Funny Truth Wisdom Existence

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Love, Truth QuoteTo love the person who is next to you is the biggest challenge. To love somebody who is not here is always easy

Funny Love Truth

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Short, Wisdom Quote[About breaking mental mold] Shell-breaking is very simple if the nut is willing

Funny Short Wisdom

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Short, Truth QuoteBullshit can also get you to the top, but it never lets you stay there.

Funny Short Truth

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Witty Quotes : Funny, sexuality Quote[About Sexuality] First thing, you make something which is so simple and basic into right and wrong. Then you want to find a philosophy to subvert the wrong and still have it.

Funny Sexuality

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Life, experience, possibility QuoteI appreciate the Enterprise in the idea of heaven. It's the best start-up ever! But unfortunately, it has denied human beings the possibility of experiencing Life in its full depth & dimension

Funny Life Experience Possibility

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Short + Witty quotes

Short Quotes
Witty Quotes : Short, Wisdom, intellect QuoteThe intellect is like a knife – the sharper, the better. As long as you know how to handle it.

Short Wisdom Intellect

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Witty Quotes : Short, Truth, Wisdom, One liners QuoteMost people in the world are not busy - they are just preoccupied.

Short Truth Wisdom One liners

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Witty Quotes : Short, Truth, Wisdom QuoteOpinions are like cataracts. They will not allow you to see clearly

Short Truth Wisdom

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Witty Quotes : Short, Youth, Humor QuoteYouthfulness is about how vibrantly alive you are, not when you were born

Short Youth Humor

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Witty Quotes : Short, One liners, consciousness QuoteClarity is a consequence of handling your confusion consciously.

Short One liners Consciousness

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Witty Quotes : Short, Wisdom QuotePassion is like gasoline in the tank, but you also need a steering wheel to go where you want to go

Short Wisdom

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Witty Quotes : Short, Truth, Wisdom, One liners QuoteUltimate intelligence is when you know how to keep your intellect aside.

Short Truth Wisdom One liners

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Witty Quotes : Short QuoteWithout sadhana, there is no way - but sadhana is never the way

Short

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Witty Quotes : Short, mind, spirituality QuoteAn idle mind is Divine's workshop. An Idler's mind is devil's workshop.

Short Mind Spirituality

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Witty Quotes : Short, Truth, Wisdom QuoteConfidence and stupidity are a very dangerous combination, but they often go together.

Short Truth Wisdom

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Witty Quotes : Short, meditation QuoteWhat meditation means is, in one way, you are just withdrawing the support for your personality.

Short Meditation

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Witty Quotes : Short QuoteAn ashram is not a refuge. It is a space for those who want to practice living homeless.

Short

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Witty Quotes : Short QuoteAn ashram is not a refuge. It is a space for those who want to practice living homeless.

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Witty Quotes : Short, reality QuoteIt is Here and Here that the Hereafter is hidden

Short Reality

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All Witty Quotes


Witty Quotes : Wisdom QuoteDesire is not the source of all misery, unfulfilled desire is the source of all misery.

Wisdom

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Witty Quotes : Inspirational, Truth, Wisdom, problems QuoteWhatever happens, you getting depressed is not a solution. You getting depressed would be one more problem

Inspirational Truth Wisdom Problems

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Witty Quotes : Inspirational, Love, Wisdom QuoteIf something in you blossoms, people are willing to overlook all the thorns that are there in you.

Inspirational Love Wisdom

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Witty Quotes : Freedom, Short, Wisdom QuoteTrue freedom is about becoming free from everything, including yourself.

Freedom Short Wisdom

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Witty Quotes : Truth, Wisdom, humanity, reality QuoteNew is a trap, old is a cesspool. If you jump out of the cesspool into a new trap, that's not going to help

Truth Wisdom Humanity Reality

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Witty Quotes : Inspirational, Short, Success, Wisdom QuoteIf you nurture the root, you don’t have to bother about the fruit - it will come naturally.

Inspirational Short Success Wisdom

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Witty Quotes : Education, Funny QuoteDo you know what it takes to remain uneducated? Education is just twenty years of going somewhere and getting one certificate. To remain uneducated, it’s very difficult because from the day you’re born, your parents, every other adult, the school – everybody is trying to educate you about something that’s not worked in their life

Education Funny

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Witty Quotes : Happiness, Relationship, Wisdom, joy QuoteYou don't have to please anybody in this world, if you are truly joyful everybody is pleased by you

Happiness Relationship Wisdom Joy

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Witty Quotes : Death, Funny, Youth, problems QuotePeople think teenage is problem, middle age is problem, old age is problem. What is not the problem? Only death.

Death Funny Youth Problems

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Witty Quotes : Happiness, Relationship, Wisdom, joy QuoteYou don't have to please anybody in this world, if you are truly joyful everybody is pleased by you

Happiness Relationship Wisdom Joy

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Witty Quotes :  QuoteWith age your aliveness need not go down. If it is going down, you're committing suicide in installments.

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Witty Quotes : Truth, intelligence, involvement, people QuoteIf you don't have a sense of involvement, you will always try to get the best deal out of somebody. That means you must meet the dumbest people in the world. Intelligent people will never bite your dumb deals.

Truth Intelligence Involvement People

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Witty Quotes : Life, Wisdom, Work, people QuoteMost people think, “this is work”, “that is life”. That means a large part of your life is not life

Life Wisdom Work People

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Witty Quotes : Wisdom, morality QuotePeople who believe they are good are always looking down at the world. It is a sure way to miss the world.

Wisdom Morality

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Witty Quotes : Death, Funny, Truth, Wisdom QuoteThe moment you are born, you have a death sentence upon you. When, where and how is the only question. Your death is confirmed.

Death Funny Truth Wisdom

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Witty Quotes : Philosophy, Truth, humanity, world QuoteIf you lose your humanity just because someone is doing something stupid in the world, have you done any good to yourself or the world that you live in?

Philosophy Truth Humanity World

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Witty Quotes : Time, mind QuoteMadness is always of the mind. If you are out of your mind, you will be perfectly sane for the first time.

Time Mind

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Witty Quotes : Philosophy, Short, Wisdom QuoteIf you think you are big, you become small. If you know you are nothing, you become limitless.

Philosophy Short Wisdom

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Witty Quotes : Death, Inspirational, Short, Success QuoteIf you go after what's easy the next thing will be sleep and then death.

Death Inspirational Short Success

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Witty Quotes : intelligence QuoteIntelligent ones wonder - idiots are dead sure.

Intelligence

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Witty Quotes : Philosophy, Truth, Work QuoteYou need to look at why you want a break from work. If you were doing something that you truly care about, would you want a break?

Philosophy Truth Work

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Witty Quotes : Love, inclusiveness, world QuoteLet us create an absolutely selfish world. That means what I want for myself, I want for everyone in the world.

Love Inclusiveness World

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Witty Quotes : Love, Relationship, Success QuoteNow you’re calling your success with somebody as love, that’s a mistake. You have a success story with somebody – that is, you have created pleasantness in the atmosphere between you and the other person. You’re calling that love; no that is actually success because that needs lots of management.

Love Relationship Success

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Witty Quotes : Life, Philosophy, perspective, experience QuoteIn my experience I am the richest person on the planet. Maybe I don’t have a bank balance but I own the whole cosmos within myself in my experience. I have the richest experience of life and this is important

Life Philosophy Perspective Experience

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Witty Quotes : Truth, Wisdom, choice QuoteThe choice is either you fix yourself or you try to fix the truth. With one you will attain to the highest, with the other you turn into trash

Truth Wisdom Choice

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Witty Quotes : Truth, Wisdom, problems, solution QuoteYou give your problems too many names because you like to decorate your problems. If you decorate your problems you may not want to get rid of them.

Truth Wisdom Problems Solution

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Witty Quotes : God, Wisdom, Humor QuoteWe have to make people realize that God doesn’t need soldiers who fight for him

God Wisdom Humor

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Witty Quotes : Inspirational, Wisdom, possibility QuoteIf you are content with who you are right now, you are not aware who you could be if you were willing to strive.

Inspirational Wisdom Possibility

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Witty Quotes : Life, Wisdom, longing, physicality QuoteYou want to go to the moon but you are on a horse back, someone tells you "get yourself a new whip and you will make it", you may kill the horse but you won't make it. (Trying to find an expression for the non-physical longing through physical means doesn't help)

Life Wisdom Longing Physicality

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Witty Quotes : Wisdom, thought, yoga, energy QuoteYoga makes old people young in terms of energy & rejuvenation; and young people old in terms of thought & wisdom

Wisdom Thought Yoga Energy

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Witty Quotes : Funny, joy, people QuoteI always found people coming out of restaurants have more joy on their faces than those coming out of a temple or church. What a shame that a dosa can do something more than the divine

Funny Joy People

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Witty Quotes : Happiness, Life, Time, perspective QuoteToday you think, “By doing this, I will be happy,” don’t ever think you will stay happy by doing that after some time. Everybody when they got their first job, what a beautiful day it was. But after a few years, sitting behind the same table, it’s taking your life - the same job, the same marriage, the same situations – they’re taking your life.

Happiness Life Time Perspective

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Witty Quotes : Happiness, Life, Wisdom QuotePeople have chosen to be unhappy because they think that will get them something. But once you are unhappy, whatever you get, what does it matter?

Happiness Life Wisdom

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Witty Quotes : Wisdom, perspective, perception QuoteThey say "seeing is believing," but everyone sees what they want to see.

Wisdom Perspective Perception

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Witty Quotes : Happiness Quote‘If everybody around me is unpleasant, how can I be pleasant?’ Especially if everybody around you is unpleasant, it's all the more important that you’re pleasant

Happiness

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Witty Quotes :  QuoteNothing is going faster than light as far as we know right now. But darkness is going faster than light because darkness need not go anywhere, it's everywhere. Something that is everywhere at the same time is definitely faster than that which travels

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Short QuoteThe way people are living today, I would say, never do unto others what you do unto yourself

Funny Short

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Short, One liners QuoteEdison's bulb has made us creatures of day and night.

Funny Short One liners

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Witty Quotes : Funny, Short, Wisdom, One liners QuoteOne who is constantly making U-turns obviously does not want to go anywhere

Funny Short Wisdom One liners

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Witty Quotes : problems, economics QuoteThe problem with Capitalism is not greed but stinginess. If you are greedy, you would aspire that not just you, but everything in the existence should be well

Problems Economics

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Witty Quotes : Truth, Humor QuoteI use humor because- If the same thing is told to you in at most seriousness, you will make a dogma of it, which is very dangerous

Truth Humor

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Witty Quotes : Funny QuoteShall I tell you a secret? Buy yourself an Oxford dictionary, everything I'm saying is already there

Funny

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