Humor quotes by Sadhguru

Humor Quotes : Philosophy, Truth, Wisdom, ignorance QuoteFor one moment if you forget that you are mortal, ignorance will sprout, if you forget for a long time, it will bear fruit.

Philosophy Truth Wisdom Ignorance

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Humor Quotes : Funny, Witty, Fear, mind QuoteFear means you’re producing horror movies in your mind. Tch.. Nobody else is willing to watch. That’s bad for the producer, but you are producing them. So, you produce something else - produce a comedy, a love story..

Funny Witty Fear Mind

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Humor Quotes : Funny, mind, body Quote(On Soul Mates) Body needs a mate, understandable, mind needs a mate to some extent. The soul if it needs a mate, it's a lost soul

Funny Mind Body

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Humor Quotes : Funny, God, Religion, Belief QuoteIt doesn't matter which religion, which nonsense you belong to, the moment you get God's stamp on what you believe in, that's it, you don't have to apply your intelligence and see what you are doing with life

Funny God Religion Belief

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Humor Quotes : Funny, being human, body-mind, body QuoteWhen it comes to animal husbandry, we’re thinking of breeding right, as human beings why are we not thinking of breeding right? Because we are too identified with our own body. “It’s mine” is more important than what’s right

Funny Being human Body-mind Body

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Humor Quotes : Education, children, world QuoteLargely there's no education in the world. There are ancillary units, supplying cogs to the main machine. Human beings are like fuel for a larger machine that we have created.

Education Children World

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Humor Quotes : involvement, people QuoteA whole lot of people are living like aliens. When you live here without any involvement or belonging, you are an alien, isn't it?

Involvement People

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Humor Quotes : Funny, people QuoteIf something happens, something entirely went wrong & no way to fix 2 people and they went apart, that’s unfortunate, but why should you ever talk about marriage and divorce in one breath? It’s a crime to think on those lines. But if it so happens & they have to separate that will any way inevitably happen. You don’t have to plan it at the time of

Funny People

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Humor Quotes : problems, being human, mind QuoteWhat’s happening in your mind is your bloody dream. Now the problem with life is not that life is not happening the way you want it, even your dream is not happening the way you want it, that’s the problem

Problems Being human Mind

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Humor Quotes : Funny, Life, children, creation Quote[About Cloning] There is a pleasurable way of creating children, I don’t see why you’re wasting billions of dollars in a laboratory. I am only talking about when still women are able to bear children. it doesn’t matter what you call it, you’re just producing a human body which is alive - means the life process is there with all the ingredients

Funny Life Children Creation

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Humor Quotes :  QuoteI thought people are getting married to multiply their joy. If they are getting married to multiply their misery I think we need a law to stop this

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Humor Quotes : Death, Funny, Life, people QuoteA whole lot of people are carrying grave faces as if they are practicing the final posture. Time we work towards life, not death. Because when it comes to death, everybody is a Natural Star.

Death Funny Life People

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Funny + Humor quotes

Funny Quotes
Humor Quotes : Funny, mind QuoteWhen I first came to United States, one word I was hearing everywhere is, ‘stress management.’ I could not understand this because in my mind, we manage things which are precious to us - our family, our wealth, our business and whatever else which is valuable to us. Why would anybody want to manage stress, is something I couldn’t get for some time time

Funny Mind

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Humor Quotes : Funny, perspective, planet QuoteSun came up on time today morning. None of the planets in this solar system collided today. In the whole universe no accidents, in this endless cosmos no accidents, everything going great but you have one nasty little thought crawling in your head and it's a bad day, you've completely lost perception with life

Funny Perspective Planet

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Humor Quotes : Funny, health QuoteThese days people are on self-help, they manufacture their diseases, they don't wait for any infection to happen

Funny Health

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Humor Quotes : Funny, Short QuoteLanguage is a kind of a conspiracy between two people, it’s a widespread conspiracy

Funny Short

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Humor Quotes : Funny QuoteIf you arrange sounds in a certain way, it will become noise. If you arrange sounds in a different way, it will become music. There’s whole lot of noise passing as music right now

Funny

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Humor Quotes : Funny, seeking, mind, liberation QuoteEven now, for 98% of the population in Nepal, going to the temple and seeking their mukti is still the highest thing in their mind, which is largely lost in India. Mukti is not the highest thing in India; going to America is the highest thing.

Funny Seeking Mind Liberation

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Humor Quotes : Funny, Short QuoteMemory is like a treadmill. It gives you a lot of exercise, never takes you anywhere

Funny Short

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Humor Quotes : Funny, Short, mysticism QuoteThere are only two kinds of people in the world - Mystics and Mistakes.

Funny Short Mysticism

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Humor Quotes : Funny QuoteAre you preparing for a university or the universe? That's where you have to live, unless you want to become an academic.

Funny

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Humor Quotes : Short, Witty, Youth QuoteYouthfulness is about how vibrantly alive you are, not when you were born

Short Witty Youth

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Humor Quotes : Short, health QuoteIf you treat sick people well they don't want to become healthy

Short Health

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Humor Quotes : Short, guru QuoteWork of a Guru is to make the mystical available to the human being, what is available, they are making it mystical

Short Guru

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Humor Quotes : Short QuoteDestiny is what you create for yourself. Fate is when you fail to create your own destiny

Short

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Humor Quotes : Short, ignorance, possibility QuoteKnowledge is a very limited thing, but ignorance is a limitless possibility

Short Ignorance Possibility

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Humor Quotes : Short, ignorance, world QuoteIf ignorance was bliss, by now the whole world should be blissed out.

Short Ignorance World

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Humor Quotes : Short, people QuoteFamily was one bunch of people who were like a net for the circus that you did.

Short People

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Humor Quotes : Short QuoteIf you have become two within yourself (dilemma), then for sure you are heading for madness

Short

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Humor Quotes : Short, yoga QuoteIf yoga is Hindu, gravity must be Christian

Short Yoga

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Humor Quotes : Short QuoteIf you make hospitals extremely comfortable, it will become an incentive to become sick

Short

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Humor Quotes :  QuotePeople are keeping account of their money as if they are going to carry it with them.

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Humor Quotes : Nature QuoteWar is the most extreme situation that human beings can create by themselves, for other (extreme) things you need nature's help

Nature

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Humor Quotes : society, intelligence QuoteSocially, unfortunately, the world has reached a point where if you say something that nobody understands, most people believe you are being very intelligent

Society Intelligence

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Humor Quotes : Life QuoteAs a human being have you moved forward or backward? This is something that you have to evaluate today, you must evaluate every night but if you are a lousy accountant of life, at least once a year you must evaluate.

Life

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Humor Quotes : Life, Philosophy, intelligence QuoteEverybody has a philosophy for whatever they're doing, for whatever nonsense that anybody is doing they have the support of a philosophy of their own, without a philosophy you cannot continue to do stupid things all your life, your intelligence will not allow you to do it

Life Philosophy Intelligence

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Humor Quotes : God, Witty, Wisdom QuoteWe have to make people realize that God doesn’t need soldiers who fight for him

God Witty Wisdom

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Humor Quotes : Life, Wisdom, humanity, health QuoteYou got into a car, you don’t know what these three pedals are, just kick any one of them whenever you feel like it, you know, what a jerky driver you will be? That’s what has happened to human beings. It is not that people do not know peace, health, love, joy, they know all these things but it’s jerky; it’s not sustainable

Life Wisdom Humanity Health

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Humor Quotes : Inspirational, Success, joy QuoteHope is for the sad. They are hoping that tomorrow, they will be joyful. The joyful are joyful right now.

Inspirational Success Joy

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Humor Quotes : Success, economics QuoteThe way we have structured our economic process in the planet is such that if we fail we will be depressed, if we succeed we will be damned

Success Economics

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Humor Quotes : Life QuoteSalt is good only if in a small quantity, only if it mixes with something. If you found this big ball of salt in your sambar… it is bad, Only when it merges with something it is good. If it sticks out salt is bad. So that’s how life will feel if you stick out

Life

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Humor Quotes : Time, spirituality QuoteIf you give me 28 hours of focused time, I will build a vehicle for you which will naturally transport you inward. But you want it today evening? it's not going to work

Time Spirituality

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Humor Quotes : God, Love, people QuoteIf people around you cannot help loving you, that’s a nice way to be.. if you have made yourself in such a way that nobody around you can love you, then the only succor you have is God- it’s the most unfortunate way to live

God Love People

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Humor Quotes : God QuoteIf I do it, God was willing; if I don't do it, he's not willing. This is a horrible trick, but it goes on in the world. Everything that matters to them anyway they will do. If you ask something they'll say, 'Godwilling.' Will they say, 'If God-willing I will have my dinner?' No, they will eat

God

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Humor Quotes : river QuoteWe do not have to go and clean the rivers; if we stop polluting them, they will clean themselves in one flood season

River

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Humor Quotes :  QuoteShutting your mouth is only half the job. To become silent is possible only if you do not think much of yourself

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Humor Quotes : problems, perception QuoteSomebody thinks your child is not normal, so what? But if he is happy, what’s the problem? That way none of you are normal in my perception

Problems Perception

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Humor Quotes : Life, children, joy QuoteWhen a child enters your life, it's time to learn. Because, between you and your child, who is more joyful? So who should be a consultant for life?

Life Children Joy

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Humor Quotes : Education QuoteIf you get 99% you will end up in a medical college, if you get 90% you will end up in an engineering college. If you get 65%, your life will really open up, you can look around, what can I do with my Life.

Education

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Humor Quotes : india QuoteTantra does not mean unbridled promiscuity. Today, the word tantra evokes all kinds of nasty things in people’s minds because most of the information that you know about tantra is rebound from the American shores. Even in India if you go into any bookstore, most of the books on tantra are written by American authors

India

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Humor Quotes : Life QuoteIf you are not sufficiently lubricated, every transaction is a point of friction, a possible friction. Some make every transaction a point of friction, some conduct everything gracefully. The purpose of temples is to make you well lubricated, so that you pass through life with least friction

Life

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Humor Quotes :  QuotePeople said beauty is skin deep. Yes, a certain type of beauty is skin deep. You wouldn't like somebody with their skin peeled off. If you saw somebody's skin peeled off you wouldn't think they're beautiful even if they're the same people

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Humor Quotes :  QuoteWe know how to go to Mars, but we still don't know how to live on this planet, that is definitely poverty.

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Humor Quotes : experience, health QuoteI would say over 85 percent of the people do not know what's health. They've not experienced it. Maybe they knew it as children where they bounced around. If you're healthy, you feel like bouncing around. That means If you are grave. You know your destination.

Experience Health

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Humor Quotes : society, spirituality, devotion QuoteDevotion is always been the quickest and most successful way. But only problem is they may look like nuts to the rest of the society. If you don’t mind looking like a nut, or if you have realized you are one whichever way then there is no problem being a devotee.

Society Spirituality Devotion

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Humor Quotes : Death, Life, spirituality Quotewhen we initiate people something comes alive a little bit, people are jumpy what's happening. You are coming alive, you've been dead for a long time. This is called raising the dead

Death Life Spirituality

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Humor Quotes :  QuoteOver seventy percent of the ailments on the planet are chronic in nature. That means you are producing your own ailment, this is called self-help

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Humor Quotes : yoga, body QuoteYoga means- Not just about twisting your body, not about standing on your head, not about holding your breath, all these things a circus artist can do better than most Yogis

Yoga Body

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Humor Quotes : Love, Short, food, india QuoteOur idea of love is to stuff the people with as much food as we can

Love Short Food India

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Humor Quotes : meditation QuoteThey said, ‘You meditate.’ I said, ‘I don't know how to meditate.’ They said, ‘You are teaching meditation to everybody, you don't know how to mediate?’ I said, ‘Yes, I teach meditation to people because they do not know how to sit still.’

Meditation

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Humor Quotes : Education, india QuoteOur idea of education is entirely English unfortunately. Everybody is going to the university. For what? We have to live in this universe, not in a university

Education India

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Humor Quotes : Truth, being human QuoteYou're the only one who has the privilege of being called a "being". We don't call a Lion- a "Lion being", tiger- a "tiger being", we refer to you as a human being because supposed to know how to BE, but how far from truth is that?

Truth Being human

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Humor Quotes :  QuoteYour age matters only if you are looking at marriage (Marri-age), do you understand? if you are looking at any other accomplishment, I don't see where age even comes in

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Humor Quotes : Death, being human QuoteSuppose you and me die tomorrow morning, are we dying as a little better human beings than what we were a year ago - this is an important question. If we live, wonderful! Suppose we die, there’s no regret. Very important or not?

Death Being human

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Humor Quotes : Life QuoteThere is a big mistake about the way we are perceiving life. When one gets corrected, people think you are a mystic

Life

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Humor Quotes : mind QuoteEven if the world is not kind to us, at least our own mind should be kind to ourselves- so produce some nice movies (in your head)

Mind

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Humor Quotes : Truth, Witty QuoteI use humor because- If the same thing is told to you in at most seriousness, you will make a dogma of it, which is very dangerous

Truth Witty

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Humor Quotes :  QuoteEven if you’ve taken up positive steps somebody else may be saying something. I don’t want somebody else’s evaluation of who you are. Within yourself sincerely you look and see have you moved forward as a human being? Because you are one year closer to your grave, are you going to at least die as a better human being if not live?

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Humor Quotes : existence QuoteIf the whole existence goes according to your will, where should I go? Some things happen your way, some things happen my way.

Existence

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Humor Quotes : Life, balance QuoteRavana was a great emperor & a blazing life. But unfortunately, a blazing life but without balance & a lot of bad press

Life Balance

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Humor Quotes :  QuoteFor most people their idea of science is just the new telephone model that's coming up, the next model of I-phone is their idea of science.

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