
If I do it, God was willing; if I don't do it, he's not willing. This is a horrible trick, but it goes on in the world. Everything that matters to them anyway they will do. If you ask something they'll say, 'Godwilling.' Will they say, 'If God-willing I will have my dinner?' No, they will eat
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