
You go into your schoolhouse & tell them A+B=Z.. children will crawl under the table and disappear, well if earth is soft they will dig a tunnel and go away, that is why they fixed
concrete floors, but you tell them a story they will burrow themselves from their homes and come and pop up and sit here
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